Captain Crotch

A nervous me + captain crunch + reading in front of an audience=

Oh my fucking dear,

I embarrassed myself really good today. I get terribly nervous during public speaking, and in class this morning we had to read our papers aloud. My nerves cause me to enunciate words funny because my mouth moves faster than I can think. So, reading my paper, the next sentence I was suppose to say was, "..just sitting at home eating captain crunch" Instead, I read, "...just sitting at home eating captain CROTCH."

Fuck me.

-joyce

Russell Brand would love to say..

happy birthday sexy lady,

your furry wall is on the way

-Russell brand

Alf wanted to say...

Happy birthday kendall!

Picture:ffffound

Love,

Alf

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KENDALL!

picture: my photo library

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR KENDALL,

HHAAPPYBBIIRRTH DAAAAYYY TOOOOO YOUUUUUUU!

Happy Birthday, Kendall. This is like seventh birthday we've celebrated together as friends. I still remember your first party I went to, you had a slip & slide. And you got really mad at me for putting cake in your hair. hahaha

ooops, maybe not the seventh-more like sixth or fifth! Still a long ass time.

Loove ya lady,
joyce

The Right Kind of Slick

Good Slick:

GRACE!

Bad Slick:

OIL

Grace Slick>Oil Slick.

Thats the truth.

Grace: Google Images Oil: Boston.com

-Kendall

Drifting into the Nebula

I'm on my way.

(looks like shit from the never ending story)

Pictures: Weheartit, flickr, googleimage

=joyce

summa songs

Summer is officially here and I am officially here to officially tell you my 5 official songs of the summer. Officially.

5. Lady Daydream by Twin Sister

4. Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second by Starfucker

3. Gatekeeper (One Room One Hour Remix) by Feist

2. It Is Not Meant to Be by Tame Impala

1. Congratulations by MGMT

I hope your ears bleed rainbows

-Kendall

Me-OWW

Where did this glorious hat come from? It almost looks like a real cat, maybe she's wearing an actual cat head.

T_T or @.@ or ^.^?

picture:unknown

juh oiii ccccc

Armor

It's like how Wonderwoman needed her armor wrist cuffs, I need an armor marchesa clutch.

Bigger size please

Does Blake Lively shrink her clothes before wearing them? Someone should tell her it's alright to go a size up. At least the chances of having a vag slip are less.

but for real, homegirl needs longer dresses

jjjjjj

The Right Idea

yes, please.

-joyce

See you later

I spent the day with my papa. I miss you.

And then, there was three.

-joyce

Marion Cotillard

Love Love Love Love HER. I'm not afraid to admit it, I totally have a fat girl crush on her. I loved her in Love Me if You Dare and La Vie en Rose. I was so excited to see that she was on the cover of next month's Vogue. I had to sneak it into the cart for my papa to buy it for me and he did.

xxOOxXxO,

JOYCE

Chuck Norris

(Click for bigger picture)

I thought that you should all know.

goodnight-maybe,

joyce

More Chanel, Please.

How cute is this baby? Her mother better watch out because I enjoy stealing babies in my spare time.

I am a Chanel fiend, at least every chance I get. I loveeeeee their beauty products more than words can say. I would absolutely love to hide out in Macy's and then come out of hiding after hours, where I would steal duffle bags of Chanel lipsticks, face creams, make-up, and god forbid all their perfumes. So for the stalkers out there, grab some paper & pen and take notes. I love Chanel and I wouldn't mind creepy gifts from unknown perverts either.

Love love love, joyce

10:09 AM

Oh god, I had to awake from my slumber at 7:30 AM, it was probably the most hardest things I've ever had to do.. Well not the hardest, but close to it! I couldn't sleep because I thought there was a ghost in my room, this thought disappeared around 4:00 am and I finally fell asleep. I looked like a haggard troll when I awoke this early morning, but it was nothing make-up couldn't fix! I am currently drinking a vanilla soy latte (YUM), it's my first but it definitely won't be my last.

Aside from taking pictures of myself, I will most likely being reading these two sublime magazines, cover to cover. Until, hopefully, my dad takes me down to Makena resort and hotel. Where I will lounge by the pool, and get a tan that has been much needed.

goodbye for now,

joyce